Here at Tshortts, we strive to give minimum effort in hopes of perceived maximum impact. We know that Boomers won't buy our clothing because it's way too stylish and made from recycled (garbage) materials. We also know that millennials and gen-z are terrified of phone calls, so most likely call in for support. That being said, the fact we OFFER phone support makes it look like we care, which is good for our shareholders; all 3 of them. So if for whatever reason, you can't figure out how to use a pair of shorts or a tshirt, you can call us for support. Just know that our phone lines are covered by my widowed grandmother, who has never touched a computer and is deaf in one ear. We did this so she would get some people to talk to, and we wouldn't have to go visit her as much. So please call.
We love you.