Hey Tshortt fans. So because we manufacture our clothing in a country overseas that I don't know the name of, we often run into communication issues. Our summer striped shorts have been our top seller; its a product that we've been very excited about. It turns out that they were meant for children, and we exclusively market to yuppies and middle class millenials. Most of which are not having children due to the climate crisis and our world being almost entirely on fire.
So while the sizes are accurate ( Large, Medium, Small), They are only accurate for children (Large Child, Medium Child (who can talk to ghosts), Small child). So if you have the shorts already AND you have children, please style your child as you would yourself. If you don't have children of your own and don't know any in need of stylish sailing shorts, you can return the shorts for a 50% refund minus shipping and transaction fees. Speaking of percentages, make sure to check out our Fall Elite collection sale! Enter Fall15 at checkout for 15% off our Elite collection products.
Once again, my bad.